Desaskin's "Bio"
Truth:
Desaskin was hatched from a Paronadon's egg in the Arctic Circle. No one knows how he came to be
in the egg in the first place, but he was a happy young hatchling. His dinosaur siblings were gifted with flights, but not
Desaskin. There came a time when the momma Paranadon decided it would be too dangerous for Desaskin to remain the Arctic region
without the ability to fly. So Desaskin was given a pogo stick (which the Momma Paranadon just happened to have lying around).
He took to it like a Paranadon takes to flights, but was only able to reach heights of 5 feet. His Momma and siblings could
not properly look for food at that low altitude so it was decided that Desaskin must find another family.
The Momma Paranadon carried Desaskin from place to place but they couldn't find any suitable
habitat for him to live. Suddenly though, they came across a few species that looked like Desaskin. The Momma Paranadon
was delighted to see other bouncing humanoids beneath her and there she dropped Desaskin off.
Unfortunately he fell in a Volcano, for you see those bouncing humanoids were on holiday in
Costa Rica, which is riddle with those treacherous death traps called volcanoes.
Seeing this dinosaur act of kindness gone wrong, the five pogo-noids, The Cube, Dcool, Pogo
Bub, Fin, and Mr. Cuvav all bounced up the face of the volcano to see if the fallen being had survived the drop.
After searching for three days they discovered the young lad curled up in a small corner
of the volcano. His skin had a terrible rash, but nothing a little Desitin couldn't handle. Just because it's something that
he never leaves home without, The Cube whipped out a gigantic tube of Desitin and the five members of The Pogo Squad smeared
it all over the little guy. Then they decided to name the tyke Desaskin.
After a few days of recuperation and
more Desitin, Desaskin recovered fully. The five members of The Pogo Squad taught him everything they new about extreme
pogo and the little guy became one of the best Xpogoers in the world.
His pogo goal is to one day jump over the volcanic mountain that kept him captive for three
straight days.
Myth:
Desaskin owns a Foam Master Pogo. His favorite trick is the HooHa and he can't wait to show off his
mad skills in the St. Patrick's Day Parade!!
