One day, while the two explorers were
in the Vatican, they discovered a strange and new device. It had a slight resemblance
to the log. But not really. Right
at that moment, for absolutely no reason except to make this story even more odd and weird, Edgar Allan Poe walked into the
room with an electrical plug. He stood their stupefied. Suddenly, while Poe stared at The Cube and the log and the strange thing on the floor, a voice shouted
"Poe! Go stick that into an outlet" "That's
it! Cried The Cube. "We shall
call this thing a 'Pogo Stick that into an outlet!'" The log shook his head. "Ahhhh!" Cried The Cube, "due to
my masterful intellect, I understand what you, an inanimate object, means, when he, you, shakes his, your head.
You mean that I should take out the 'that into an outlet' part and just call it a 'Pogo stick.' Nice talking to you, log old pal." Over the next month, The
Cube, the log, and the Pogo stick, went to Brazil. In Brazil, The Cube learned
to pogo and became great. The log didn't.
What a tragedy. Suddenly a totem pole came up to The Cube and said,
"Say, you're pretty good at that thing. You and your whole crew are a bunch of
psychoanalytical neurotics." "Ummmm, O.K.," said The Cube. "That made no sense." "True," said the Totem Pole, "but I've
always wanted to say that. Goodbye!" And with that, the totem pole hopped
away and was never seen again. Except for a few sightings near Loch Ness. So, in conclusion, The Cube and the log continued on with the pogo stick. Wherever there were stairs to stomp, they'd be there.
Wherever there walls to hoo-ha, they'd be there. Wherever there were
basketball hoops to be "slam-dunk-kinged", they'd be there. Wherever, there were
---- all right, you get the point.
owns a Gravity Games Pogo Stick, and a Flybar! He is the creator and
maintainer of The Pogo Spot. His favorite tricks are the No Foot Peg Grab, Under the Leg 180, and TUCK
REVERSE! He someday wants to land a Backlfip Dismount.